The theme parties
No one loves a theme party more than Taylor Armstrong, even if it's planning a $50,000 Mad Hatter tea party for her daughters 4th birthday party. {yep, you read that correctly}She also loves a Roaring Twenties party, a dude ranch 5th birthday party {complete with Ace Young----I couldn't contain my laughter on that one} The only theme Kyle can stick with is her annual White Party that always includes Fatburger. Lisa doesn't like theme parties or as she calls them "fancy dress" due to a mishap with her and Ken believing a party to be one and turned out...NOT one ala Legally Blonde. The notorious party planner Dana hosted her own themed Game Night party with real fun random desserts in the shape of dominoes but that's as far as her theme went---not too good for business.
The Giggy
I want Giggy's day to day. {even if he has Alopecia and constant itching} I mean really he has the life. He doesn't even have to walk anywhere {except for the occasional "four walks and a wee wee" --read in Kyle's faux British accent} He has custom made clothes to coordinate with Ken&Lisa and he eats in the best restaurants in Beverly Hills and travels the world. Everyone loves that little sex monster.
Whether they are sprinting to Vegas for a quick weekend trip, overnighting to Hawaii for some sun or jet-setting to Paris for a romantic couples get-a-way these ladies no how to travel and see the best the destination has to offer.
Meet Mauricio, Paul, & Ken. These three are the constants in Seasons 1-3. They often bring the voice of reason or at least colorful commentary to the happenings of a dinner party mishap....and occasionally they do cause the issue themselves {Ken, looking at you and your therapy comments to Taylor or Mauricio's comments to Brandi at the Morocco restaurant} but no matter what they move on from any disagreement, unlike their wives.
There are so many amazing lines spoken in every single episode. These are some of my many favorites:
The fashion
These ladies never back just one bag, even if it is for an overnight. Expect two suitcases just devoted to shoes and/or makeup. Just one peak into their store like closets and one knows that clothes are more than just a "something to wear everyday" it's more like collecting art for these woman. It's fun to see them just pull out a custom dress for a last minute dinner party and wear Louboutin's for the casual lunch.
The housewife of all housewives. I mean seriously, she's the best of all the Real Housewife shows. She's the richest, she's got a British accent, she's a great cook, she's cheeky, the most honest & truthful, has the longest marriage, and always has the right amount of pink, bling and sass for every occasion. Read her best lines here. I give you Mrs. Vanderpump-Todd.
The Taylor Armstrong method for eating cotton candy:
And I'm out
Also I did a guest post over at Christa's blog Significance or Nothing today. Be sure to check it out!
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